hello there!
today, i am going to eat much mexican food and hit a unicorn named Pedro. he's filled with gummy dinosaurs, heart-shaped sunglasses, gummy bracelets, and confetti guts.
YAY!
are you satisfied now patty?

hello there.
i just ate 2 pieces of ice cream cake.
now i am going to exercise a LOT to work it off.
did you know 1 piece of carvel ice cream cake has 2oo calories and 11g of fat???!!!
i am going to work out till i cry... then i am going to work out some more.
YAY

Once Upon Today

Hello there children, it has been quite a while hasn't it?

I would like to introduce you to a special friend of mine,

Leon Zebadiah BenignBump

We have a very special friendship, Leon and I. We see each other every day because he lives on my wrist, quite close in fact to a major artery and my hand nerves. 

I hear the view is quite wonderful. 

Unfortunately, Leon has no regard for my feelings and I believe it is his goal in life to piss me off as much as he can until he is forcibly removed in June. 

But for now, Mr. BenignBump is here to stay with ginger child.