Once Upon Today

Hello there children, it has been quite a while hasn't it?

I would like to introduce you to a special friend of mine,

Leon Zebadiah BenignBump

We have a very special friendship, Leon and I. We see each other every day because he lives on my wrist, quite close in fact to a major artery and my hand nerves. 

I hear the view is quite wonderful. 

Unfortunately, Leon has no regard for my feelings and I believe it is his goal in life to piss me off as much as he can until he is forcibly removed in June. 

But for now, Mr. BenignBump is here to stay with ginger child.