Codename: Boredom

hellow dear children
i am going to explode. if anyone knows me at all (not that a lot of people do, but if you happen to be one of those few... then you know)- i am not the kind of person that can be locked up in a house alone for many hours with nothing to do. sure, the first 5 minutes are very relaxing... but then i start to let my imagination take over. this, i like to call "first child syndrome". when the eldest child is forced to fend for his/herself while the parents play with the youngest child, whom you are not allowed to touch because you'll break her, then you have to rely on other methods of entertainment. some kids go bad during these stages. some, however (like myself), become denizens in their own imagination. yes, this is fun... but it is extremely dangerous. it makes everything in your life that ever happens fall short of your grand expectations. EVERYTHING looks better in my head. and it sucks, but i cannot for the LIFE OF ME figure out how to share my thoughts cohesively with the people around me. if they could just look inside my head for even a SECOND i feel that would make all the difference.
so where was i going with this rant?
oh yeah, why the hell am i stuck inside my house when i could be traveling the world and going on adventures like my father, who doesn't even appreciate it the way i would!?
and my parents wonder why i want to go far, FAR away for college...
i am going to explode if nothing happens... because if nothing happens, then i must make something happen...
and that would be
the
explosion.

hello there!
today, i am going to eat much mexican food and hit a unicorn named Pedro. he's filled with gummy dinosaurs, heart-shaped sunglasses, gummy bracelets, and confetti guts.
YAY!
are you satisfied now patty?

hello there.
i just ate 2 pieces of ice cream cake.
now i am going to exercise a LOT to work it off.
did you know 1 piece of carvel ice cream cake has 2oo calories and 11g of fat???!!!
i am going to work out till i cry... then i am going to work out some more.
YAY

Once Upon Today

Hello there children, it has been quite a while hasn't it?

I would like to introduce you to a special friend of mine,

Leon Zebadiah BenignBump

We have a very special friendship, Leon and I. We see each other every day because he lives on my wrist, quite close in fact to a major artery and my hand nerves. 

I hear the view is quite wonderful. 

Unfortunately, Leon has no regard for my feelings and I believe it is his goal in life to piss me off as much as he can until he is forcibly removed in June. 

But for now, Mr. BenignBump is here to stay with ginger child. 

this one's for patticus.

ahem...

WE HAVE A CHEM TEST TODAY!!!

the end.

ha, patty, i wrote a blog post... HA

Sooooooooooo....

Once there was a child... let's call her Amadea. So today Amadea woke up to the realization that she may not be living in her native country... let's call it Swainzia... any longer. Even though she has many friends and has scraped together some semblance of a life in Swainzia, the rulers of the land don't care. He father works for these rulers as a... let's say as an illusionist. So her father may possibly get promoted to master illusionist in his sector, which normally would be a good occurrence, except once you reach master illusionist in this specific sector, you have to relocate to monitor an embassy in a different land far away. So today Amadea may live in Swainzia with her friends, but tomorrow she may have to move to a land far away with no friends.

I WISH I HAD SPARKLES!!!

One More Thing

While I totally agree with carita and I am always here too

I don't think beauty is an emotion.

I'm pretty sure it's an adjective or sometimes a noun

but not an emotion